Upon hearing Obama is appearing on Jay Leno with Teri Hatcher and John Cena...

it would be like, "Personally, I believe in the stimulus plan because it pours an abundance of short and long-term employment opportunities into areas with much-needed growth potential, such as renewable energy sources and weatherization," and then Obama would be like, "SHUT UP TERI HATCHER, I'M TRYING TO ASK CENA ABOUT WRESTLEMANIA!!!!"