Sunday

"A girl with a snake around her shoulders is just some freak. A girl with a snake around her shoulders eating a burrito is a brilliant artistic shot for your photography class."
"People with megaphones either want to tell you about jesus or talk you down from a building."

Friday

Upon discussion of runner Caster Semenya's gender testing...

"Three to four days to do a gender test?? Forget about it! If it
takes 3 to 4 days to determine if you're a man or a woman, then don't
bother because I AIN'T FUCKIN YOU!"

Sunday

The thing is that men generally have less dignity than women, which is the reason why there are hardly any female mimes.