Upon watching Slumdog Millionaire...

"So every single question he gets asked just happens to be related to some experience he had in his life? Yeah, that's like the time I got mugged on the street and knocked unconscious, and the last thing i saw before i blacked out was the theater marquee showing the title of Lily Tomlin's 1997 one-woman show."

Upon reading a review of the new WWE movie...

Me: “The Marine certainly established that Cena possesses serious thespian chops”. I have never heard such BS.

Him: Well it's a press release from the company that made the freaking movie!!! what do you expect it to say?? "Cena, predictably apologetic about his lackluster performance in the universally panned THE MARINE, hopes to reclaim some small shred of his dignity in 12 Rounds, with a performance that critics are already buzzing about as being "almost half awake."