Him: "You know what you don't do, when someone is sick or annoyed? You don't stick your face in their butt."

Upon hearing Obama is appearing on Jay Leno with Teri Hatcher and John Cena...

it would be like, "Personally, I believe in the stimulus plan because it pours an abundance of short and long-term employment opportunities into areas with much-needed growth potential, such as renewable energy sources and weatherization," and then Obama would be like, "SHUT UP TERI HATCHER, I'M TRYING TO ASK CENA ABOUT WRESTLEMANIA!!!!"

Upon watching "Commando"...

Me: "But see – Commando didn’t satisfy me, since it set up expectations as to plot with no character development, and then it threw the character in situations where it was EXPECTED to have character development.. I would have rather seen it be all action, without the love interest angle than to have it totally dismiss that it even WAS a love interest angle."

Him: "You're so cute when you analyze Commando."