Upon opening a comic book at the wheel...

Me: No reading comics while driving!
Him: Of course not. Reading comics is for red lights.

"Oh man tonight is the Vice-presidential debate. Biden vs Palin. I'm scared to watch. That's gonna be such a train wreck.

BIDEN: 'We're gonna bomb in Pakistan for giving us Osama Bin Laden just like when the French bombed Pearl Harbor and George Washington lead us to victory in the Pacific!'
PALIN: 'I disagree because Jesus moose hockey!'"