"John Wayne versus giant octopus, round 2!!! And this time he's only armed with a knife and his pants! GUESS WHO WINS THIS TIME, YEAH BITCH, FUCK YOU OCTOPUS!!! YEAH HOWS THAT KNIFE TASTE?!"
Me: What are Adam's Apples actually for? Him: Adam’s Apples were put there by God so you can tell who’s a tranny.