Thursday

Upon watching his first episode of "MacGyver"...

DAVE VOICE: "Gee MacGyver, I don't see how we're going to get out of this boobytrap."

MACGYVER VOICE: "Wait a minute, Dave...did you say OUT? That's it!! YOU'RE A GENIUS!! I'll just re-wire the OUTput of the wi-fi transistor jack to receive retrofitted coordinates from the microprocessor to reverse-transistorize the ions in the secondary chamber to the wave pattern!!!
You're a lifesaver, Dave!"

DAVE VOICE: "I hate you."

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